it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods
Well behaved women rarely make history
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
I LOVE THIS FOR TWO REASONS
THE JOKE ITSELF
AND THE REACTION GIF IS DAVID MOTHERFUCKING TENNANT
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.
And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.
I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.
I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages.
There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.
I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit
I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???
How is my smile not professional???
Let’s try round 2.
I’m very confused. I must inquire further.
LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE